You work out of a Hotel?
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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