do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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