I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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