Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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