I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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