Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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