Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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