Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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