Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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