I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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