Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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