Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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