she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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