Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
