Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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