Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
your room smells of hookers.
And success
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
They are going to name an STD after you.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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