I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
You're like the curious george of whores
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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