fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
Randomize
