Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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