What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
No subtext here. People are naked.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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