I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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