i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
