I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Randomize
