just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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