And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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