She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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