so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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