Fuck appropriateness.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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