He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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