Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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