I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
What a dumb baby whore.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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