So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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