I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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