U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Randomize
