I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Randomize
