i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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