In the future we'll all be gay
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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