yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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