is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Two words: nipple clamps
Randomize
