I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
