so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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