We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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