Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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