I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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