The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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