That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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