My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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