glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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