Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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