Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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