No, you can still breathe under the balls.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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