It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Randomize
