Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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