It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
His hands were made for my vagina.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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