There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
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