So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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