i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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